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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

LOVE STORY OF AN SCIENCE STUDENT

LOVE STORY OF AN SCIENCE STUDENT



i was in 12th

she was in 12th

i got B . E
She got BCA

I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 M.TECH enterance
She got married

I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st std.

I became DOCTRATE
Her daughter passed 10th,

I have joined job.
Her daughter joined college.

The greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGMENT & her daughter is my FIANCEE.


AGLE JANAM Commerce lunga.....

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Self Appraisal (Beautiful Story)

A little boy went to a telephone booth which was at the cash counter of a store and dialed a number.

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:

Boy : "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?

Woman : (at the other end of the phone line) "I already have someone to cut my lawn."

Boy : "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price than the person who cuts your lawn now."

Woman : I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.

Boy : (with more perseverance) "Lady, I'll even sweep the floor and the stairs of your house for free.

Woman : No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.

Store Owner : "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and would like to offer you a job."

Boy : "No thanks,

Store Owner : But you were really pleading for one.

Boy : No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"


This is called

"Self Appraisal"

101 ways to reduce Stress?

101 ways to reduce Stress?


1. Get up 15 minutes earlier
2. Prepare for the morning the night before
3. Avoid tight fitting clothes
4. Avoid relying on chemical aids
5. Set appointments ahead
6. Don't rely on your memory ... write it down
7. Practice preventive maintenance
8. Make duplicate keys
9. Say "no" more often
10.Set priorities in your life
11. Avoid negative people
12. Use time wisely
13. Simplify meal times
14. Always make copies of important papers
15. Anticipate your needs
16.. Repair anything that doesn't work properly
17. Ask for help with the jobs you dislike
18. Break large tasks into bite size portions
19. Look at problems as challenges
20. Look at challenges differently
21. Unclutter your life
22. Smile
23. Be prepared for rain
24. Tickle a baby
25. Pet a friendly dog/cat
26. Don't know all the answers
27. Look for a silver lining
28. Say something nice to someone
29. Teach a kid to fly a kite
30. Walk in the rain
31. Schedule play time into every day
32. Take a bubble bath
33. Be aware of the decisions you make
34. Believe in yourself
35. Stop saying negative things to yourself
36. Visualize yourself winning
37. Develop your sense of humor
38. Stop thinking tomorrow will be a better today
39. Have goals for yourself
40. Dance a jig
41. Say "hello" to a stranger
42. Ask a friend for a hug
43. Look up at the stars
44. Practice breathing slowly
45. Learn to whistle a tune
46. Read a poem
47. Listen to a symphony
48. Watch a ballet
49. Read a story curled up in bed
50. Do a brand new thing
51. Stop a bad habit
52. Buy yourself a flower
53. Take time to small the flowers
54. Find support from others
55. Ask someone to be your "vent-partner"
56. Do it today
57. Work at being cheerful and optimistic
58. Put safety first
59. Do everything in moderation
60. Pay attention to your appearance
61. Strive for Excellence NOT perfection
62. Stretch your limits a little each day
63. Look at a work of art
64. Hum a jingle
65. Maintain your weight
66. Plant a tree
67. Feed the birds
68. Practice grace under pressure
69. Stand up and stretch
70. Always have a plan "B"
71. Learn a new doodle
72. Memorize a joke
73. Be responsible for your feelings
74. Learn to meet your own needs
75. Become a better listener
76. Know your limitations and let others know them, too
77. Tell someone to have a good day in Latin
78. Throw a paper airplane
79. Exercise every day
80. Learn the words to a new song
81. Get to work early
82. Clean out one closet
83. Play patty cake with a toddler
84. Go on a picnic
85. Take a different route to work
86. Leave work early (with permission)
87. Put air freshener in your car
88.. Watch a movie and eat popcorn
89. Write a note to a far away friend
90. Go to a ball game and scream
91. Cook a meal and eat it by candlelight
92. Recognize the importance of unconditional love
93. Remember that stress is an attitude
94. Keep a journal
95. Practice a monster smile
96. Remember you always have options
97. Have a support network of people, places and things
98. Quit trying to fix other people
99. Get enough sleep
100.Talk less and listen more
101.Freely praise other people
ਰਬਾ ਮੇਰੇਆ ,ਤੂ ਹੀ ਕਰਵਾਈ ਹੈ ਸਾਡੀ ਐਨੀ ਚੜਾਈ,ਪਰ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਲ ਸ਼ੁਰੂ ਤੋਂ ਹੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਇਕ ਗਲ ਪਿਛੇ ਹੁੰਦੀ ਆਈ ਹੈ ਲੜਾਈ,
ਯਾਰ ਮੇਰੇ 7 - 7 Girlfriend ਫਿਰਦੇ ਬਣਾਈ,
ਯਾਰ ਤੂ ਚੰਗਾ ਬੰਦਾ ਸਾਡੇ ਨਾਲ ਹਲੇ ਤੂ ਇਕ ਵੀ ਕੁੜੀ ਨਾ ਸੇਟ ਕਰਾਈ.... :P
ਪੜ੍ਹਦਾ ਸੀ ਜਦੋ ਸ੍ਕੂਲ ਪਿੰਡ ਆਲੇ ਸਰਕਾਰੀ,.,ਫਸਦੀ ਸੀ ਨਿਤ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾ ਕਿਸੇ ਨਾਲ ਗਰਾਰੀ,.,ਅੰਗਰੇਜੀ ਆਲੀ ਮੇਡਮ ਲਗਦੀ ਸੀ ਬੜੀ ਪਿਆਰੀ,.,ਓਹਦਾ ਤਾਂ ਹੋ ਗੇਆ ਹਿਸਾਬ ਆਲੇ ਮਾਸਟਰ ਨਾਲ ਵਿਆਹ,.
,ਯਾਰਾ ਦੀ ਆਸ਼ਕੀ ਚ ਹੀ ਲਂਗ ਗਈ 10ਵੀ ਸਾਰੀ.